We “go thrifting,” my daughter and I,
because it’s again cool to be uncool
and because she can’t yet hear
the murmurs of each discarded thing.
I dread finding items I’ve already cast off
at the Goodwill on Oneida street;
I prepare to glance away awkwardly,
pretending to see something that interests me
in the aisle of plaques and knick-knacks.
Cast-off things do not forgive,
perfectly good coffee mugs from Fleet Farm,
ShopKo shirts that look matronly,
backpacks with empty, growling bellies.
“I don’t know you,” I’d have to say, fiercely.
“You must be mistaking me for someone else!”
Alongside several copies of Fifty Shades of Gray
here is A Confederacy of Dunces, inscribed inside:
“To Jennifer, this is one of my very favorite books.
I hope you get better soon. Sean A.”
Not just one of his favorites, very favorite –
Jennifer must have been special for Sean A.
to divulge this secret with her, so I pay $4.99 for the copy,
and carry it home with a gossipy fuzzy sweater,
wondering about Jennifer.
There are four main possibilities in the matrix,
not counting half-starts and stasis:
She read the book, she didn’t. She got better, she died.
I find out Sean A. was a local English teacher once,
but no longer. Perhaps he too is dead, although he’d be
just 10 years older than I, and I hope i have more
than 10 years between me and death.
I see him living with his ancient parents
and a cat who curls up on his lap on Saturday afternoon,
leaving long white hair on his brown corduroys.
He watches This Old House and Wheel of Fortune, absently,
thinking about Jennifer,
about fixing up an old house for them
and filling it with books,
books that will be read and loved from either end of the couch,
books that will stay where he places them,
books that don’t wander off.
“M,” he guesses.
One thought on “A Confederacy of Dunces and Castoffs”
Um! Jennifer recovered. Jennifer lived! That’s what I think.
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